Recently we’ve been bombarded by “Don’t text and drive”
admonitions from every…one…we…know… Frankly, I’ve had enough. Stop preaching to
me (I understand it’s not personal by the way) to stop snapping photos of the
world around me as I hurtle down the highways or share in text my thoughts on
that world around me.
If you are so inclined to preach to me, to try and remove
the splinter from my eye, then you too need to stop giving into distraction like messing with the radio while
driving down the road, including messing with the iPod or the flash drive or
the charger cable to the iPod, iPhone or whatever while you’re driving down the
road. New touch-screen dash in your car? Cover it with duct tape—you needn’t
be distracted.
You need to stop eating while driving down the road. One
hand on your burger? One on the wheel? Where’s my napkin? Ouch that coffee is
hot. Yeah drinking and driving can be hazardous too, not just alcoholic
beverages, though, most of us do that too—perhaps not entirely illegal
depending on your intake. Stop taking Benadryl and hitting the road.
You need to stop putting on makeup while driving down the
road.
You need to stop speaking with your passengers. Those
dummies can sit in silence while you get to where you’re going.
You need to crate your cat or dog so it isn't running amok inside your car blocking your view or crushing your gonads. Talk about a distraction. As an aside, however, having dogs in the car (as well as pizzas and boxes of fried chicken) usually make people better, safer drivers...people lurve their pets.
You need to crate your cat or dog so it isn't running amok inside your car blocking your view or crushing your gonads. Talk about a distraction. As an aside, however, having dogs in the car (as well as pizzas and boxes of fried chicken) usually make people better, safer drivers...people lurve their pets.
You need to stop messing with your navigation app or device.
The sad truth is, some people shouldn’t send messages and drive because they’re not good at it. Like some people shouldn’t have chainsaws or skateboards or, like me, shouldn’t have motorcycles and/or ATV’s. Some people just can’t do some things. Hell, some people shouldn't even be allowed to drive! Me? I’m good at multitasking.
If you’re going to send messages of text and
drive, or poke around in your “contacts” list or poke around on your iPod while
driving, do it smart!
Hold the device in front of you, up over the steering wheel.
Keep the road ahead in your field of view. It’s not illegal to mess with your
iPod or telephone while you drive, and if you get stopped for such, mention
that you weren’t messaging anyone to the cop…and eat your weed (which you need
to stop smoking anyway because it’s illegal—for now). Never ever try to hide your device from “the man” by having it down at your side. You’re hurtling down the road!
The time your eyes are off the road is translated into feet…sometimes yards.
Don’t mess with your phone in heavy traffic. Don’t even try
to read a post if you’re coming up to an intersection…wait for the red light—the
perfect pause to wax or read. Now’s a good time to hook up your charger too.
We’re all gonna do at least one of the above things. Admit
it. I can’t drive in the morning without an open cup of coffee or a Big Orange
soda; it’s a Mothershead birth defect passed down from my mom. We all just have
to do it smart.
Accidents happen and you don’t need a phone to blame it on, usually all you need is a few moments of distraction.
Accidents happen and you don’t need a phone to blame it on, usually all you need is a few moments of distraction.
